therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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