Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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