weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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