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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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