the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
