I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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