i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Damn victory sex feels great
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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