I must be too annoying 4 u.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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