Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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