so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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