chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
