IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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