sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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