Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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