Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
you traded sex for a burrito?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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