you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The cops high fived after they tackled you
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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