I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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