i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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