Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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