her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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