Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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