Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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