he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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