At least make sure they are 18
Why
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
