I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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