so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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