How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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