I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.