yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.