I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
