question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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