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I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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