Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Mom said you looked used
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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