Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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