I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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