Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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