Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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