can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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