Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Damn victory sex feels great
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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