You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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