How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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