I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
