I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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