hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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