Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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