Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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