I wannas sexs uuuuu
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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