Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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