doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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