No stitches, just platelets and will power
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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