I'm gonna have a badass scar
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
