theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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