your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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