I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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