You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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