If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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